JENNY ECLAIR: SIXTY PLUS! (FFS ! ) XXL SHOW

Jenny Eclair, aka ‘The Face of Vagisan,’ has turned 60 (but is still a year younger than Madonna), and is facing a new decade of decline.

Should she rejoice or cry now that it takes 20 minutes of scrolling down to find her DOB when filling out forms online? What will her 60’s threshold be for this 1960’s babe, and is purchasing Nordic walking poles a legal requirement?

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